An adventure with an elderly cat who is not very bright

CAT: “Meow!”
ME: “You would like me to skritch you?”
I skritch cat.
ME: “Ew. You didn’t tell me you were covered with cat spit.”
CAT: “If I had told you that, you would not have skritched me.”
ME (wiping hands on pants): “I can’t argue with that logic.”

Then I accidentally knocked one of her cat toys to the floor. Ten minutes later, she was still staring at the toy to see if it would do anything else. Dude, it’s a piece of string attached to a stick; it’s not like it has a MOTOR inside or something.

Photo by Julie. When Sasha looks this peaceful, it's easy to forget that she is narcissistic even by cat standards, and emits the Meow of Satan

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Cops gone wild

Here’s the headline: Innocent Man Accused Of Child Pornography After Neighbor Pirates His WiFi.

The story:

BUFFALO, N.Y. — Lying on his family room floor with assault weapons trained on him, shouts of “pedophile!” and “pornographer!” stinging like his fresh cuts and bruises, the Buffalo homeowner didn’t need long to figure out the reason for the early morning wake-up call from a swarm of federal agents.

That new wireless router. He’d gotten fed up trying to set a password. Someone must have used his Internet connection, he thought.

“We know who you are! You downloaded thousands of images at 11:30 last night,” the man’s lawyer, Barry Covert, recounted the agents saying. They referred to a screen name, “Doldrum.”

“No, I didn’t,” he insisted. “Somebody else could have but I didn’t do anything like that.”

“You’re a creep … just admit it,” they said.

Law enforcement officials say the case is a cautionary tale.

You’re damn right it is! It’s a cautionary tale that the Buffalo SWAT team is dangerous and out of control, going in armed for an Al Qaeda stronghold and terrorizing law-abiding citizens.

Law enforcement officials say the case is a cautionary tale. Their advice: Password-protect your wireless router.

Wait, what?

Plenty of others would agree. The Sarasota, Fla. man, for example, who got a similar visit from the FBI last year after someone on a boat docked in a marina outside his building used a potato chip can as an antenna to boost his wireless signal and download an astounding 10 million images of child porn, or the North Syracuse, N.Y., man who in December 2009 opened his door to police who’d been following an electronic trail of illegal videos and images. The man’s neighbor pleaded guilty April 12.

No, no, no, the lesson here is not that unlocked Wi-Fi is dangerous. The danger from unlocked Wi-Fi is minimal. How many cases can you think of where someone has used unlocked Wi-Fi for wrongdoing? I can think of two in the nine years or so that it’s been available. That’s about the same as none at all, given how many unsecured Wi-Fi access points are out there.

Whereas, as the AP notes, we’ve had numerous cases of militant Rambo-wannabes with badges terrorizing innocent citizens.

Reason Magazine notes:

I can certainly think of some lessons we might draw. One might be: Maybe the cops should check to see if a suspect’s wireless network is secure, and therefore that they have the right guy, before they break into his home and point their guns at his head.

Another lesson: Maybe it’s not such a good idea to send the SWAT team after someone suspected of downloading—not even manufacturing—child porn in the first place. Are people who download kiddie porn known to be heavily armed?

Also:

The New Orleans police department is so corrupt that the federal government has taken over. “The New Statesman’s report on NOLA’s version of justice sounds like something out of Baghdad or a Mexican border town or a wild west novel about corrupt frontier towns,” writes Cory Doctorow at Boing Boing. Incidents include a case where a 31-year-old African-American man was shot by a police sniper while picking up goods behind a shopping mall during Katrina.

He was taken by his brother, a friend and a passer-by to a nearby school that police were using as a special operations centre. There a Swat team let Glover bleed to death and beat his rescuers. Another policeman took the body in the rescuer’s car to the levee and torched it, putting two shots into the body (he later called that ‘a very bad decision’). The incinerated car with Glover’s remains inside it lay a block from the police station for weeks.

The New Statesman article adds:

That the police force in New Orleans is “a significant threat to the safety of the public”, as the DoJ says, is obvious. But the same problems can be seen all over the South, from Miami to Mississippi to Alabama; and the same nationwide, according to Paul Craig Roberts, a former editor of the Wall Street Journal and former assistant secretary to the treasury under Ronald Reagan, who wrote recently: “Police in the US now rival criminals, and exceed terrorists as the greatest threat to the American public.”

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Great podcasts for your entertainment and education

Podcasts are a great way to entertain and educate yourself when you’re using your eyes and hands for something else and you need to keep your mind occupied. I listen to about six hours of podcasts a week, while walking or doing chores around the house or driving.

Podcasts are audio recordings, usually spoken-word, that you download from the Internet and listen to, usually on your iPod or smartphone. Once you subscribe to a podcast, new episodes are downloaded automatically, like a TV program on your TiVo or other DVR. You usually use iTunes for the subscription, although there are other programs that do the job, such as Podcaster for the iPhone, which is what I use (my Podcaster review).

My brother Ken asked me how to find and subscribe to podcasts. To find them, just browse in iTunes. Go to the iTunes store, look for the Podcast link on the top of the page, and then browse around. Click the “subscribe” button if you see one you like.

There are other ways of finding and subscribing to podcasts (I do it differently), but that’s the simplest way.

Or you could just listen to the same podcasts as I do:

This American Life. Web. iTunes. Frequently imitated but never exceeded NPR feature program hosted by Ira Glass.

The Moth Podcast. Web. iTunes. People tell stories about their own lives, on stage.

Norman Centuries: A Norman History Podcast. Web. iTunes. Historian Lars Brownworth describes the Norman conquests in medieval Europe. This podcast only updates a few times a year. Brownworth also narrated the 12 Byzantine Rulers Web iTunes podcast, which described the history of the Byzantine Empire and is still available in iTunes and on the Web.

NPR: Fresh Air Podcast. Web. iTunes. The Terry Gross interview program.

Savage Love Podcast. Web. iTunes. Sex and relationships advice from Seattle advice columnist Dan Savage. This podcast is most definitely not safe for work (unless you work in a brothel or dungeon).

Tank Riot. Web. iTunes. Three extremely smart guys in Madison, Wisconsin, spend three weeks intensely studying some subject of news, recent history, or pop culture, and then they sit around and drink and talk about what they learned.

the memory palace. Web. iTunes. Oddities of history.

This Week in Google. Web. iTunes. The week’s Google, Facebook, and cloud computing news, hosted by Leo Laporte, with Gina Trapani, and Jeff Jarvis. I’ve been a guest twice. Love listening, and love being a guest.

Mac Power Users. Web. iTunes. Getting the most from your Mac and iPad.

NPR Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me. Web. iTunes. Weekly humorous news quiz program.

Back to Work. Web. iTunes. Co-host Merlin Mann founded the 43folders blog seven years ago, and has spent most of the last seven years writing, thinking, and studying how creative people can get more done — artists, writers, programmers, engineers, accountants, anybody whose job is primarily sitting around and thinking, or who wants one of those jobs. He’s also a public speaker, Web designer, and Mac enthusiast. He and co-host Dan Benjamin, who runs an entire podcast network, talk about productivity, communication, work, their lives, Buddhism, communication, self-sabotage, working in restaurants, Mac productivity apps, toilet humor, 80s and early 90s rock, and more. Back to Work is both fun and inspirational.

Cory Doctorow’s Craphound.com. Web. iTunes. Blogger, science fiction writer, and digital rights activist Cory Doctorow gives interviews and reads his fiction.

The Straight Dope The audio version of the question-and-answer newspaper column, covering history, science, old wives’ tales, urban legends, inventions, and more. Tagline: “Fighting ignorance since 1973 (it’s taking longer than we thought).” By Cecil Adams, “world’s smartest human.”

That is a hell of a lot of podcasts, isn’t it? It’s not as much as it appears because some of them, like the memory palace and Norman Centuries are short and update quite infrequently and I skip over Fresh Air podcasts that look uninteresting to me. Still, I currently have a two-week backlog of podcasts. But that’s the beauty of podcasts; they’re there when you want them. I listen to the Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me and This Week In Google podcasts on the day they publish, because they’re timely, and also Mac Power Users, just because. For the rest, I get to them when I have time. One day I’ll have a lot of time to kill — a long drive, for example — and I’ll get all caught up.

What podcasts do you listen to? Do you watch any video podcasts? Which ones?

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Life’s been good to me so far

My cold seems to be largely cured, all over but the residual snuffling. There is NOTHING that feels as good as waking up without a cold after several days of having had one.

My torn-below-the-cuticle thumbnail has grown out enough that I no longer need to wear a Band-Aid on the tip of my thumb to keep from having the nail bend painfully at odd moments. The end of the thumb is an uncomfortable place to wear a Band-Aid, especially for a habitual smartphone user.

And the mysterious split in my lip has healed.

And it’s Friday, and I’m running ahead of schedule. So life is good.

You know, as I get older, smaller pleasures in life mean more to me. In addition to all the preceding to be thankful for, tonight I can look forward to spending time with Julie eating take-out from our favorite Mediterranean take-out place, and watching “Upstairs Downstairs” and “30 Rock” on TiVo. It doesn’t get any better than that.

(My take on the new “Upstairs, Downstairs:” Enjoyable, but surprisingly not as good as “Downton Abbey.” I say that’s surprising because U,D is the original and DA is the copy. I’ve never seen the original U,D so I can’t compare it to that.)

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The worst part of having a really bad cold

The worst part of having a really bad cold is the cycle of guilt. I feel guilty because I slept late, and then I feel guilty because I should sleep more to get better faster. I’m at my desk working and feeling guilty because I should be resting and getting well. Then I take a rest break and feel guilty because there’s work to be done.

All I really want to do is just lie in the recliner and watch TiVo until I’m covered in a thick coating of moss and Kleenex. I feel guilty about that.

The worst part about having a really bad cold is DayQuil. I made the mistake of taking that yesterday morning and then felt miserable most of the day, a feeling which remarkably passed at almost precisely the moment the timer went off to let me know it was time to take more DayQuil. DayQuil = Satan’s little green capsules.

The worst part of having a really bad cold is the self-pity.

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In which I whinge pathetically about my health

My allergies are acting up worse than they have done since I was 11 years old. Because of that, or perhaps because of the Chlor-Trimeton I took to stop my runny nose, I could not drag myself out of bed yesterday morning. I finally roused myself at 9:30.

Julie says it’s not allergies. She says it’s a cold. But it can’t be a cold because I had a cold a few weeks ago, and I almost never get colds. If I keep telling myself that it will be true, right?

I have a mysterious split in my upper lip. It’s huge. It’s like the Olduvai Gorge on my face.

I tore a fingernail in my thumb and have a Band-Aid on it, which vastly diminishes my effectiveness thumb-typing on the iPhone.

In the midst of all this, I got an email which I first read as someone wanting to interview me about using electronic devices in one’s fitness program. I’ve been interviewed about fitness before. And I have about four iPhone apps that I use every day as part of my fitness routine.

But I did not feel fit yesterday. I felt like the walking dead.

As it turned out, they didn’t want to interview me. They wanted me to interview them. Just one of the PR bulk lists I’m on; once you get yourself into a PR directory you’re just going to be getting misdirected email from now until the end of time.

For the record, the apps I use for fitness are:

Lose It for counting calories consumed and burned.

GPS MotionX for tracking the time and speed of my daily walk.

Due for timing my walk. (My review of Due.)

Podcaster for listening to podcasts so I don’t go insane from boredom when I walk. (My review of Podcaster.)

Plus Foursquare to check in at the park when I walk.

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What if America abandoned its empire?

The source of a great many of America’s problems are that we’re an empire.

Defense is the third-largest expenditure in the federal budget, at $689 billion, or 20% of spending. That’s after Medicaid, at $893 billion, and only slightly behind Social Security, at $701 billion, or 20%. Imagine if we reduced that spending by well more than half. That’s more than five times the $61 billion the Republicans sought to cut from the US budget this year.

What if the federal government just woke up tomorrow and said: We’re pulling troops out of Afghanistan, Iraq, and Libya. They’ll be home in two weeks. We’re pulling troops out of every country in the world. We’re committed to having a strong national defense — any nation that attacks our soil, citizens, or property will be met by swift and terrible retribution. But the only circumstances under which we’ll attack anyone else is if they attack us first.

It would be a costly decision, certainly. Taiwan might well fall to China, and Israel might fall to its enemies. That would be a terrible price to pay.

The Middle East would be plunged into chaos. But isn’t it already plunged into chaos? Brutal dictators might take hold of Iraq and Libya and other disputed countries; but is that any worse than now, when warlords fight to become those dictators, civilians are caught in the crossfire, and Americans are often the ones doing the shooting?

We wouldn’t lose access to Middle East oil. They have to sell it. They can’t eat oil.

And consider the benefits:

Most of the 1.4 million people serving in the military would be reassigned to peacetime duty, building roads and bridges and repairing the nation’s infrastructure as they prepare to transition into the private workforce. All that intelligence, discipline, and work ethic would be a stimulus to the economy; right now we have a creativity shortage as our best minds are spending their time shooting at each other and being shot at rather than building things. The size of our military is second only to China, but the total number of troops per capita is much higher; 7.9 per 1,000 population in the US, compared with 3.4 in China.

The military is America’s social welfare program, providing wages and benefits to a good portion of the population. It has been that way since World War II. If we’re going to have a national social welfare program, let’s have one that’s purpose built, and maybe put the participants to work building things rather than destroying.

And of course there are the physical and emotional costs of war. Total dead and wounded in Afghanistan and Iraq are 41,000, and each of those have families and friends and families that feel their pain.

And that’s only the official casualty toll. “You know, you don’t come back from combat without some type of wound, whether it be physical or mental,” says Michael Jernigan, a retired Marine corporal who gave both eyes to the war on terror.

Consider the example of the Byzantine Empire. They had a small but deadly military, capable of delivering decisive defeats against any enemy. But mostly they didn’t use that military; they played their enemies off against each other. The Byzantines lasted 1,100 years. At the rate we’re going, America isn’t going to make it to 250.

America needs to beat its swords into plowshares. Also, factories and laptop computers. We need to focus all our attention on leading the world in commerce and science and art, and quit trying to be the leaders in blowing things up.

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Watching “Game of Thrones”

Omar & Tyrion

I’ve really been looking forward to “Game of Thrones” on HBO, which is odd, because I liked, but didn’t love, the series of novels on which it’s based, the Song of Ice and Fire by George R.R. Martin. I thought the book series had its virtues, but it was overlong and flabby. That’s probably why I was looking forward to the TV series. I figured TV would be tighter.

I liked the first episode. It was visually beautiful. I don’t know if it was a big-budget show, but it looks that way. Winterfell and King’s Landing look pretty much as I imagined them.

The acting and writing are very good. So far, it’s the male characters who stand out. Sean Bean seems to be phoning it in as Ned Stark, but Bean’s phoning it in is better than other actors’ best effort. I like Jaime Lannister and Robert Baratheon as well.

Peter Dinklage was born to play Tyrion Lannister. Not just because of his size, obviously, but Dinklage also captures Tyrion’s spirit perfectly. Or I expect he will. We haven’t seen a lot of him just yet.

Julie hasn’t read the books. I explained to her that Tyrion is everybody’s favorite character. He’s like Omar in “The Wire.” if you have a conversation with Song of Ice and Fire fans about who’s your favorite character, you have to phrase the question, “Who’s your favorite character EXCEPT FOR TYRION,” because if you don’t phrase it that way, it’s a very short and uninteresting conversation.

(For the record: Jaime Lannister. And Omar isn’t actually my favorite character on The Wire. I’m going to go with McNulty, Freamon, Prez, or Stringer Bell. And as an editor myself, I’ve got a sentimental spot for Gus Haynes.)

Time.com’s James Poniewozik rightly singles out the credits for praise. They use a map, which is the sigil of multi-volume fantasy novels like the Song of Ice and Fire. The map looks like a gameboard, with mechanical components like siege engines. And it shows the key locations of the series — King’s Crossing, Winterfell, etc.

I’ll be sticking with “Game of Thrones,” although I’m a bit concerned that it might be too fantastic to find a mainstream audience. On the other hand, the books are bestsellers and we live in an post-”Harry Potter” universe, so maybe I’m wrong about that. Hope so.

Update: I initially used the title “The Throne of Kings” rather than “Game of Thrones” in this post. I have no idea why. My fingers were leading a life of their own.

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Getting back to the tech conference circuit

Two weeks ago I went to my first conference as journalist in a long time. I’m heading for another one, IBM Impact in Las Vegas, this week. I find I’m really glad to get back in the groove. Things have changed since I was last a regular on the conference circuit.

I call myself a “blogger” now, instead of a journalist. There’s really no difference. Julie says “journalist” sounds impressive. But she notes that it’s also a euphemism for “unemployed.”

My last time on the conference circuit was the peak of the business-casual revolution. I and everybody else at the conference looked like we just rolled in from cleaning out the garage. Now, I wear suits and ties, just like I did at the beginning of my career as a journalist. I could get away without the tie — but I find I like dressing up. They’d throw me out of the nerd association if they knew. I just bought a fantastic pair of dress shoes from Zappos.com; they look great and they’re comfortable too. Also, an note to Men’s Wearhouse: I really do like the way I look.

Other changes:

I shoot videos now. Got a little Flip camera, and I make up a video studio in my hotel room out of a couple of chairs and a gorillapod. It works really,really well. I ask interview subjects up to my hotel room and shoot them for about five minutes. I do not kill them and butcher them for delicious sausages. I don’t know how that rumor got out.

When I go to presentations, I take pictures of interesting slides on my iPhone 4. I post the pix to the @TheCMOsite account

I livetweet when I’m not taking notes for articles.

Nowadays, a USB thumb drive is an essential tool for the business-to-business journalist, to get copies of speaker presentations.

Texting is a godsend for meeting people. I don’t have to stand around with my thumb up your tuchis waiting for someone to show up for an appointment, not realizing that they had to cancel and had no way to get in touch with me. When I started in tech journalism, we didn’t have texting. We didn’t have cell phones. We barely had email. We looked for payphones and checked out voicemails every few hours. Uphill, snow, both ways.

But other than these changes, it’s mostly the same. I talk to people, I write what they say.

Oh, one other change, very important: I can watch movies on my iPad on the plane and in my hotel room.

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In which I am caught in the crossfire of a Russian political conflict

This is interesting: Yesterday morning, I checked my LiveJournal friends’ page, and one of them was talking about LJ being under a massive denial-of-service attack. He talked about what he would do if LJ went down for good. He seemed to be inclined to giving up online journaling if that happened. Which would suck for me, because I enjoy reading his LJ, and, because he lives in the UK and I in San Diego, so it’s not like we’re going to be getting together for a pint anytime soon.

Also: LiveJournal under DOS attack? What?

A bit of Googling turned up this article. I knew, but had sort of forgotten, that LiveJournal, which was an American company, had been sold to Six Apart, the folks who developed Movable Type and TypePad. That didn’t work out, and Six Apart sold LJ to a Russian company.

LJ now has the reputation of being like MySpace or Friendster, an old and abandoned backwater of social media. But in fact it still has a lively community. A lot of science fiction fans are on LJ, which is why I stick around.

Turns out that Russian President Dmitry Medvedev has his blog on LJ, and he is believed to be the target of the attack.

And my friend in the UK, and I in California, are caught in the crossfire. Wow. It really is a global village, isn’t it?

From what I’ve been able to make out, the attack has subsided. There’s not a lot of English-language news available on the subject; see “abandoned” and “backwater” above.

But it looks for now like the danger has passed.

Still, online communities do die, and if I lost LiveJournal, that would be sad. We had the same problem with the GEnie SFRT when it shut down 11 years ago. Some people ended up at sff.net, others at dm.net, still others on LiveJournal, on Facebook, and on personal blogs on the wilds of the Internet. There’s one or two I only reconnected with recently, and one or two I completely lost touch with (Martha Soukup). It’s sad. But then I found new communities, and made new imaginary online friends.

One thing I do to connect to people is to post to my WordPress blog, then mirror the hell out of it automatically. Posts started on WordPress are mirrored to LiveJournal, and automatically linked on Facebook and Twitter. I’m working on mirroring to Posterous and Tumblr. And I check responses and comments in all those places.

LiveJournal’s reputation depends on a misconception about social media. Sure, LiveJournal’s technology is old. Its default templates are old-fashioned and ugly. But with social media it’s not about the technology; it’s about the connections with other people.

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